I am putting forth the idea that I might be more of a cowboy than Bush. I have never cut brush like the president has, I have never worn a cowboy hat, and I most certainly do not speak with a Texas drawl. However, I have done one thing that I believe Bush has never done. I herded cows this morning.

For sure it was a small herd of only around twenty that I had to round up, and I had help my landlord who was recovering from surgery. But I did lead cows with feed, “push” them into pastures, and come close in my mind to being trampled by those two-ton beasts. I came within inches of their huge hooves, their large snotty mouths, and their pies that they leave everywhere. My hands are chapped from the cold wind, I have blisters from holding a feed pail, and my pants stink of hay.

When do you think W last had to avoid being trampled by cows?

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